Oversized, boxy, and built for people who hate tight sleeves and tight schedules. This tee is your new go-to for pretending you have your life together — whether you're out making mild chaos or horizontal on the couch. Soft, sturdy, and sarcastically stylish — just like you.
Made from 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester) with dropped shoulders for that “I didn’t try, but I look good” fit. Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) — not too light, not too much. Double-needle stitching so it lasts longer than your motivation.
Machine wash cold like your soul. Tumble dry low, like your ambition. Iron if you’re feeling fancy. No bleach, no dry cleaning — we’re not that kind of brand.
